I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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