My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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