is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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