if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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