he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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