Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just sucked dick on a ferry
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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