Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Two words: nipple clamps
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