For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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