: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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