he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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