Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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