remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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