is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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