So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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