Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We need to get me chipped asap
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