we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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