he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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