so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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