I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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