is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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