found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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