she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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