His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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