LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
