Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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