what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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