I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Green mimosas i think yes
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You almost got us killed.
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