just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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