hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I looked at my own cervix.
do herpes really smell.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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