between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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