is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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