dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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