we're blogging at a bar
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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