I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Your penis caused this!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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