D3 body, D1 cock
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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