When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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