I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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