we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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