i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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