Don't you send me to vm
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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