sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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