Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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