i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
