So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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