dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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