the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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