I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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