No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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