He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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