Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I forget how to act sober
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