We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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