come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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