Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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