I cannot find my penis.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i walk over a car last night?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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